I'm not interested in anything I could realistically get a job in, I'm not good at anything, I'm antisocial by nature and always have been, I'm unintellectual and am not good at problem solving, maths, grammar, everything academic, I'm uncoordinated, I don't like authority figures, I'm disadvantaged in height but am not a dwarf or anything just really short at 160cm for a 25 year old male. I'm not attractive to the opposite sex or same sex for that matter as I have horrible skin, I don't have a drivers license and I'm too unco and can't see out of the car properly anyway to drive safely enough. Motorbikes are too big for me and I tried doing it with a scooter and still got kicked out and I get really nervous if I take any kind of test. The longest I held a job was less than 3 months and that was the only job I ever had. I still live with my parents (one of them at least) I'm lazy as and nothing at all motivates me. The only relationships I've had were lies right from the start because thats all I could do to get anyone to be interested in me. I see a joke in everything but not even in a funny way. I hate doing any kind of work or doing favors for people as nobody's ever done any for me, I complain too much, I'm broke and all my friends ditched me years ago so I don't know anyone who could help. What the hell do I do?
Just to stave off certain replies: the armed forces wont let me in. I can't undertake study because I'm not smart enough or together enough for that matter to actually pass.
I live away from public transport and don't drive so that rules out getting a day job and I apply for them all the time and don't get any anyway and my resume is professionally done and i write cover letters etc. Have tried the whole goal setting thing and I mean the WHOLE thing.
What gives? what am I supposed to do? has anyone else gotten out of this bad a rut?

Hmm, I've been in a rut before, well I guess you could say I'm in one now...

Either way, just try and see the good things in yourself and everything. If not, then try and be happy with being who you are, regardless of whether it sucks or not.

Relationships are just stupid anyways, marriage is outdated pointlessness. It's okay, try and find something you like doing and develop some skills with that? Just get a temporary job if you really need one, or just stick with your parents until they either kick you out, or you can support yourself and leave on your own, there's nothing wrong with living with your parents, despite what society says.

Just know that I hope you will be happier in life, and hope you can find reasons to do whatever you want to do, because, after all, it is your life!