Mix 4oz of laughter with a spoonful of fun, stir well and leave to stand for half an hour. Next, add a cupfull of kindness knead well. Take a heaping helpful of understanding and stir slowly into the mix until the mixture is smooth. Grease a baking tin with some consideration and pour in the mixture. Bake in a moderate oven until the cake rises and then remove from oven gently. Consume while fresh or, if preferred, the mixture will stay good for many years to come.

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