In a club of fiddlers two musicians talking.
These are two friends, a Flemish and a Walloon.
Both are proud of their talent.
The Fleming said: "Last week I played a concerto in the
Antwerp Cathedral before 6,000 people.
I played so well that I did cry the Virgin Mary. "
The Walloon reflected, then replied: "What? - I, last week,
I have played before more than 10,000 people.
It was at St. Michael's Cathedral and at a time,
I saw Jesus come loose from the cross and coming toward me.
While there, I stopped playing and, in dead silence he approached me and said:
- "My brother, I warn you, you better play well!
"Surprised I said" yes Lord, why you say that? "
and he said:
- "Because last week, during a concert at the Cathedral
Antwerp, there is a kind of pretentious Fleming has played so poorly,
he made my mother cry! ...

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