They were arguing over who was more of pest..

Mexican:" Im so bad, states try to pass laws to keep me out...I mean its not my fault the only thing Im good at is cutting peoples grass..People have more respect for rats than me : ( "

Arab: "Oh yeah - I hate America and everything it stands for... But I came to live here because I just can't get enough of hot wings and Football.. Go Hooters! "

Black: " Oh yeah, we so bad, we mess our lives up - then turn around and blame it all on the White Devil. The perfect excuse for all our failures.. Beat that.."

In walks a Jewish man...

Mexican looks at other two : " Oh Crap - look whos here amigos, we lose again, lets get outta here! Andale, Andale !"

Good one ? lol. I omitted dissing whites - for obvious reasons