Option 1: Go to one town maybe 20 minutes away, take my books back to the library, check out a few more, go donate blood, and then buy a new pair of shorts.
Or
Option 2: Go to a different town that's 10 minutes away, take my books back to that library instead, check out more from their better selection of books, go back home and continue my mundane existence. [plus, their parking lot is so much easier to back out of than the other library and I'm a fairly n00b driver]

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