I'm 28 and only had 2 girlfriends and now decided to become a jerk please give me some advice about how to become a jerk ?
Here's where I am now I now drink a lot and have started to smoke I also have started doing soft drugs like weed and speed also getting a tattoo of a laughing skull put on my should and devil strangling an ostrich on my other shoulder any advice on what else I can do to become a jerk

mess with people's feelings.
do uncalled for, unfunny pranks.
make jokes about really harsh stuff, like death.
don't give a **** about anyone.
crab claw people.
laugh at peoples pain.